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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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