All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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