is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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