Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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