i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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