it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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