Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Randomize
