if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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