Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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