I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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