**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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