Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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