Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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