maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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