The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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