We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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