so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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