Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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