Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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