I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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