It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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