Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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