she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
sex in a hospital.. check
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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