I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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