i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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