Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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