Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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