he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm too high and old for this...
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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