It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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