I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Mom said you looked used
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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