haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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