why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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