Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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