just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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