: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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