Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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