belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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