it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I've blown a few things in my day
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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