so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Well I just put wine in my tea
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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