Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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