I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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