you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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