i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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