What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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