There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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