I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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