you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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