All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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