I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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