Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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