Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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