everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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