no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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