i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
you traded sex for a burrito?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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