I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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